Do NOT ever EVER EVER!!! ever sign up for anything called Ap9 or Shopping Essentials or that has those names anywhere remotely *near* the name of what you're signing up for. If you see either of those STOP and run far far away and keep the fuck on the backs of everyone 'til you're positive you're not being charged. And then keep on them some more.

After cancelling things asap with them, whihc took I think three seperate phone calls and reallylong schpiels about staying with them, I got ANOTHER charge from them on this month's bill. So I called AGAIN. And they said I'd accepted the membership for another motnh last time I called.
LIKE FUCKING HELL I DID.
So, calmly and politely, I sat through the very same schpiels again and turned them down quite insistently (though politely; I know it's not the fault of the person at the desk that their company is TEH EVIL!!11!1!1).

So here's hoping it fucking worked this time, I have the confirmation number written down again, and will find the old confirmation number when I'm back in Fredonia - I didn't have it on me today when I called, and they were like, well it says here you accepted membership and I laughed and said I did nothing of the sort. Good lord.

EvilevilevilSOevil. So I'm making sure no-one I know goes anywhere near them, because they're mean and evil.