Tom just poked his head downstairs.
Tom: "You know that file that, when Windows has an error, it writes the information to?"
Melissa: "Yeah."
Tom: "I just found mine, and tried to open it in Notepad. It said it was too big."
Melissa: "I've written stories that were too big for it, yeah."
Tom: "Right, so I didn't think much of it. But it *did* make me check the filesize."
Melissa: "Oh?"
Tom: "...it's a gig and a half."
Melissa: *doubles over laughing and cannot stop*


(Tom: "I made the mistake of trying to open it in Word..."
Melissa: "And?"
Tom: "And it's *opening* in Word."
Melissa: "Ahh, so that's why you're down here...")