Tom describes his thought process while in the act of doing something gross and annoying (in this case, spitting out rice into a bowl I was about to use, like a five year-old):
"I had to do it before I had time to think about all the repercussions, because then I wouldn't do it. I thought about doing it, and then I started thinking about all the reasons I shouldn't, because it would be too mean. So I had to hurry up and do it before I talked myself out of it."
Melissa did not have much of a response, besides rolling her eyes and silently taking back the freshly-rinsed bowl.
Tom, in a light and cheerful tone: "Go ahead and say it. I'm a horrible person. Just say it."
Melissa: "You, are a horrible person."
Tom makes a ridiculously girly little "whee!" noise and flings his hands up in the air, then flounces off toward the stairs.
Melissa: "WHY does that make you giggle like a little girl??"
Tom: "Because people are horrible! It's a double-negative!"

He then flounces the rest of the way up the stairs.

Melissa contemplates making an "annoying things my boyfriend says" twitter feed.

Labels: life in general, silliness